function Quadrat()
    {
wort = new 
Array("KackfassN","SchmockenteufelM","SchlafwagenschaffnerM","LuftpumpeW","HebammenkofferM","WäscheleineW","FrühstückN","MilchbrötchenN","HeckenschereW","PappnaseW","KabelklemmeW","HammerwerferM","WindbeutelM","KlappstuhlM","FäkalgesichtN","BettnässerM","MaraggeldaggelM","FlitzpupeW","HaubentaucherM","AbziehbildN","SumpfschnepfeW","SchweinepriesterM","SchnieptröteW","rasende WildsauW","LutscheiN","HackfresseW","HungerlatteW","FeierabendpolitikerM","WeihnachtsblödmannM","GeschnackN","SpaßbremseW","ScheinasylantM","SaftschlepperM","NotleuchteW","KuhmagenM","WasserträgerM","ZeckeW","SchmierwurstW","SeifenspenderM","TrauerweideW","HeulbojeW","FlötenkönigM","JammersackM","ErsatzteilN","FeierabendclownM","PissbackeW","FriedhofsjodlerM","WeicheiN","PausenclownM","MuffensackM","SchießbudenfigurW","WarmduscherM","SchurkeM","AbschenkerM","KlappspatenM","TurnbeutelM","HurensohnM","QuastenflosserM","EiterbeuleW","FliegenfurzM","Pillemann-SackfresseW","PrimatM","SchwachstrullerM","ScheisshausdeckelM","EinzellerM","BremserM","QuerulantM","SpastiM","StricherM","BratarschM","MasturbantM","Neuzeit-JesusM","MastdarmakrobatM","GeizknochenM","LeberwurstbrotN","WuchtbrummeW","BlödmannsgehilfeM","HasenhirnN","NasenbärM","KackfroschM","LöffelhirschM","GesichtspilzM","EiermalerM","GipskopfM","PlatzbuttergesichtN");


beiwort = new Array("blöd","stinkig","ranzig","faul","modernd","oxidierend","rumhurend","sabbernd","abhängig","wanzig","rattig","schleimig","armselig","neureich","sitzengeblieben","schimmelnd","stinkend","onanierend","klebrig","ölig","kotzend","schnodderig","schlabberig","ausgelutscht","kaputt","verbraucht","mies");
teil1 = new Array("Sack","Kack","Geiz","Wucht","Eier","Gips","Darm","Piss","Friedhofs","Brat","Schwach","Hasen","Turn","Trauer","Hunger","Schein","Weich","Eiter","Not","Wild","Lutsch","Klapp","Heul","Warm","Ersatz","Arsch","Falsch","Gurken","Müll","Blöd","Schorf","Furz","Hirn","Brüll","Schwabbel","Anal","Schwanz","Kotz","Knall","Scham","Mutti","Scheiß","Scheiß","Dumpf","Piß","Dünn","Schmalspur","Dumm","Bück","Halb","Höllen","Kot","Urin","Napf","Rüben","Hilfs","Sonderschul","Toiletten","Fehl","Klo","Dorf","Bio","Öko","Blind","Saft","Knet","Spacken","Strich","Genital","Piss","Suppen","Knabber","Öl","Nebel","Milch","Quoten","Wettkampf","Beulen","Rentner","Pausen","Weich","Schmalz","Schatten","Kack","Wald","Fäkal","Nudel","Hunger");
teil2 = new Array("hirnN","bärM","knochenM","hirschM","froschM","malerM","pilzM","schnepfeW","tussiW","schlampeW","beuleW","clownM","spatenM","bremserM","furzM","backeW","fresseW","gehilfeM","akrobatM","figurW","teufelM","werferM","klemmeW","schälerM","imitatN","imitatN","spatenM","kopfM","schülerM","amputierterM","schädelM","hirnN","lampeW","proletM","lappenM","panzerM","intruderM","fresseW","verschnittM","düseW","lutscherM","biegerM","eintopfM","haufenM","akrobatM","ramboM","tröteW","pisserM","geburtW","trottelM","bauerM","wachtelW","klumpenM","eimerM","geigerM","hornN","männchenN","augeN","warzeW","softiM","statistM","schnitteW","schänderM","kackerM","trägerM","halterM","putzerM","stinkerM","zählerM","kifferM","nascherM","brotN","arschM","epileptikerM","gräberM","hüpferM","dienerM","sklaveM","piratM","bürsteW","puperM","erotikerM","erotikerM","schweinN","kuhW","tüteW","treiberM","vergesserM","beuleW","säuferM");



var anzahlWort = 85
var anzahlBeiwort = 27
var anzahlTeil1 = 88
var anzahlTeil2 = 89
var x = 0;
var t1= 0;
var y = 0;
var t2= 0;
var test="(C) 1999 Kami's Schimpfecke Markus Reynartz";
var teiltest="unautorisierte Verwendung VERBOTEN!";
var geschlecht="X";
var help="X";
var basiswort="HAH!";
var duzen="hehe";

x = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlWort) ;
y = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlBeiwort) ;

t1 = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlTeil1) ;
t2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlTeil2) ;

teiltest=teil1[t1] + teil2[t2];

basiswort=wort[x];
if (document.formular.kreation.checked) basiswort=teiltest;


geschlecht=basiswort.charAt(basiswort.length-1);

if(geschlecht == "M") help = "er";
if(geschlecht == "W") help = "e";
if(geschlecht == "N") help = "es";


anzahlAdj = document.formular.adjektive.selectedIndex +1;
beiwoerter = beiwort [y] +help;
y = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlBeiwort) ;
if (anzahlAdj>=2) beiwoerter = beiwoerter + ", " + beiwort[y]+help;
y = Math.floor(Math.random() * anzahlBeiwort) ;
if (anzahlAdj==3) beiwoerter = beiwoerter + ", " + beiwort[y]+help;


test = beiwoerter + " " + basiswort.substr(0,basiswort.length-1);


if(document.formular.respekt[0].checked) duzen="Du";
if(document.formular.respekt[1].checked) duzen="Sie";

document.formular.ausgabe.value=duzen+" " + test + " !!"

window.document.WebSpeech.SetOpaque(0);
window.document.WebSpeech.SetText(duzen+" " + test);
window.document.WebSpeech.StartSpeaking();

         }